Home sweet home

Hiya to everyone who's never visited this page before, and welcome back to everyone who has.

A little bit about me:
My name is Jeni Chapman, I'm 19 years old, and I'm a first year Psychology student at Sussex. I'm a Christian, and have just got back recently from stewarding at Spring Harvest, in Skegness. I also have the most amazing boyfriend ever, called Tom, who I met during that week.

What this site is here for:
Heh. It has no purpose. That is a common misconception.

[Above] A prime example of a rare breed of GayPinkBunnyTM, this bunny is in fact born wearing its pyjamas. Experts say this is due to the arctic conditions in which it is stored before birth. It is a not very well acknowledged fact that, unlike birds, GayPinkBunniesTM do not often have the time of day to sit around on their eggs, waiting for them to hatch. GayPinkBunnyTM mothers will find it difficult to get jobs, and therefore, once in a job, will rarely give up the opportunity to work in order to sit at home on eggs. Instead, GayPinkBunnyTM eggs are generally stored in the freezer to await the mother's return, where she may sit on the egg until she works the next day.

This bunny is in fact a girl, Sephia is her name. You can tell she is a girl from the star she holds. Male GayPinkBunniesTM are primarily attracted to moons, apparently they make good boomerangs, whilst females prefer the innocent twinkling of the stars. Do not be fooled by the bow on her head, all GayPinkBunniesTM are given these at birth, a gift of love from the community. They do not distinguish the gender of the bunny.